MNF...could use a little Tiki?

So I caught some of the Giants v Cowboys game. But I only started paying attention during halftime, after Michael Irvin, making a redundant point (does that alone cancel everything out?), talking about how he 'didn't want to beat a dead horse to death.' Maybe this is code at 'the U'...
Bringing me to the fact that the broadcast team was an equally painful listen at times but way less humorous: I mean we get it Joe, Romo should be taking snaps from the shotgun...always (horse = double dead)...and the poor Pardon the Interuption guy was as self-conscious as the girl in grade school who developed overnight...
Then the Tiki Barber clip...a spasm of articulation for the grunt fest. So what do you want to do after football, Tik, now that you've announced your intention to retire after this season...destined to be your best statistically? And sho nuff, TB concludes that he wants to be a broadcaster so he can 'disseminate information' to the viewing audience. If all things were equal, Theismann's head should've exploded right at that second.
Good luck with those plans Tiki. I wonder what Michael Irvin would've been 'disseminating' had he not made the League (there's rules to it, check number four, dunny). I know, I know...don't hate the player, hate 'the U'...