Why the Grammys Mean Jack...

You guys won enough so that each of you get to hold one?...Get the @$#! outta here!

I couldn't even be bothered to watch this meaningless, self-congratulatory nonsense. Apparently, Mary won a bunch of Grammys...which is great, but considering I wouldn't put those award-winning songs in any sort of Best of Mary top ten (yes, children, Mary was also waaaaay better back in the day...deal with it) - well, at least she won. But Ludacris for rap album of the year (makes me say, "Oooucch") ? What, Jeezy wasn't nominated...
Musical taste aside, just to cement how irrelevant the Grammys truly are: the poster child for this year's awards were...the Dixie Chicks? Wow. What a powerful statement. It's nice to see the music industry fall in line with the agenda of rich, 'enlightened' (ahem...lily white) Hollywood-type liberals standing up to George Bush...at the END of his presidency. 'Eff' the TV show...you guys are the real 'heroes'.
Celebrating the Dixie Chicks is just a juvenile way of getting back at the country music fans who backlashed against these unlikely political sweethearts...seeing as it was these same yokels (the fans...not the 'Chicks') who were responsible for voting Bush in...two times!!(big shout out to Spike Lee) You know what entertainment industry: let it go. Just focus your efforts on Obama's campaign...I'm sure he'll appreciate the support. Cuz Hillary sure as hell ain't going down without a fight...