Indians fans are ecstatic; Cavs fans…not so much

“And now, starting at smaaaaaaaall forward for YOUR Brook-lyyyyyyn Lack-Luster Comebacks…throw your ROCS high in the sky for NUUUUUMBER TWEENTY-THREE…”

Don’t say I never told you. Do the math yourself. Lebo (haha JC killed it with that story) takes the player option in 2010, the ex-swamp Nets pull the plug on VC’s option year in 2011 and voila. A synergistic orgy of entertainment and sports: plus ROC chains for everyone!

Do you really think Stern will mind? Protect Cleveland's interests? Small market rights are an oxymoron. The only question left is if LB beats Kobe to NYC…